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calumthomashoodl:

lazy is such an ugly word I prefer the term selective participation

werewolfmali:

me at 15: why do my parents watch fuckin hgtv all day?

me at 25: damn the granite countertops really do make that kitchen pop

imsoofuckingsad:

it’s like i always say: fuck

name1738:

911official:

goddessofidiocy:

what will future historians do with this 

this is The Human Experience

This is our legacy

thequeerwithoutfear:

pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many 

thequeerwithoutfear:

pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many 

name1738:

911official:

goddessofidiocy:

what will future historians do with this 

this is The Human Experience

This is our legacy

whateverisfickle:

haelem:

Decorating your first apartment sounds fun until you realize you have to pay for everything …

Being an adult sounds fun until you realize you have to pay for everything …